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Kane Mayfield to most, this is my cousin Chris’ latest track, Hydrants. Treat your ears right. Listen to this track.
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Ask Dr. Mayfield - “My lover has a weird problem”
Q. My FB (fuck buddy) keeps vomiting after sex… what do i do?
(here is the full question, just for context)
I don’t know if your advice column is still running, but I might need some help. Please share your thoughts: I have this sort of best friend person, and we’ve been doing it sometimes for almost six years. Lately, we’ve been doing it all the time, and it’s the best I’ve ever had. He likes it, too, and we talk about how we should tone it down, but we can’t. Just thinking about it paralyzes me somewhat, and I can barely type and drink my coffee. Anyway, as you might have suspected, we have an embarrassing little problem. From time to time, afterwards, while I am still in convulsions on the bed, dude vomits. This is a new thing for him, and he’s a very good sport about it. Last night, in fact, he barfed before we were done, and he came right back and went on fucking me. It doesn’t gross me out, but I feel like it’s my fault, number one, and I can’t figure out how, number two, he is so unflapped about it. So um do you know anyone who’s had this issue? Have YOU experienced this? What should I do? Maybe there’s something I should NOT do, like talk him into having a big glass of peach mango V-Fusion, but I swear last night he only drank regular juice…
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Answer.
WHAT?? WTF???
I mean genuinely and lovingly… WHAT… followed by a very earnest THEE FACK.
Now that thats out of the way… although my stance is generally pro “getting did it to” you may want to consider some facts delicately before continuing down this road. Let me just start by answer the questions methodically.
No.. i have never heard of this. I mean.. who HASN’T stepped off to call earl in a drunken jookey jam session? But we are talking just strait sober and consistent upchucking. Naah B… PINEAPPLES. Sun needs to go to a doctor. Like.. yesterday. Its 2012… do not allow him to stab you with the shame spear until a doctor tells him IN FRONT OF YOU that his dick dont have DEATH living in it. Again.. its 2012.. his balls might have all kinds of Apocalypto in em and the last thing you want is an eye full of that. So.. take due notice of that. You may also want to have a vagina doctor take a look up your hoodad. You can never be too safe these days, especially with matters of a genital nature.
I like the long standing fuck buddy relationship.. and think anytime you can wrangle you one of those then go for it. The problem with fb’s is that you dont technically own em. They are like Zip Cars.. hassle free and convenient, but there is no telling what the last person did to/in them. So …. yeah… there is that… Outside of a medical consult.. naah… nothing you should do. But lay off the “what if you drink this” experiments. Give that motherfucker some water, some ass, and some cab fare. If this was a dude, and the chick kept doing that… well… as long as she aint messing up my thread count it seems like a great excuse as to why i dont want to kiss you after.
Also… way to not be grossed out by it. Chances are your even headedness is making way for all types of wonderfully despicable shit to get done to you bedroom wise. I mean after all… if your not shaken by dude throwing up and coming right back to bed. Then dressing up like a woodland creature w/ the crotch cut out should be like old hat. Have fun getting your back blown out.. i hope whatever he got aint terminal.
Also see: Ask Dr. Mayfield - “My man wants me to pee on him”
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Kane Mayfield “Hydrants” | AllHipHop.com →
THIS SONG IS SO SMOOTH….
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“I’m going to bed… don’t wake me up blasting 36 Chambers again…. aye….. I’m serious” (Taken with instagram)
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Travel Posters for Lazy Peopleby H. Caldwell Tanner
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS AWESOME
It is like the a travel agent of sloth, developed a marketing campaign for all the ways I use to procrastinate. NIIIIIIICE -
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Rest In Power Gil Noble
This Gil Noble thing has had my whole day off. I watched Like It Is every sunday with my mom. We would argue the different points of view and it really helped to shape me as a person. He helped to spawn entire generations of black intellectualism and promoted open dialog about topics that people would rather we didn’t even DISCUSS. Its sad because today was EXCEPTIONALLY materialistic and shallow (from a social networking point of view) and it was kind of sickening. My TL was inundated with the most trivial shit in the world from “saving up for a gucci belt” to “black bitches only want a nigga bread” and even “a real nigga a pay child support when he get around to it.. dayyyum”. No lie I saw at least 6 separate instagrams of dudes just holding wads of cash. Not the best day indeed.
Meanwhile I mourn the loss of a man who sat in a black room, with african artwork, and spoke to the most interesting black voices I had ever heard. He generated a calm, and humble warmth that educated without preaching, informed without condescending, and empowered without even raising his voice. He will be missed.
Gil Noble - Malcolm X
Gil Noble - Malcolm X (part II)
Rest In Power Gil Noble
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