August 2011
19 posts
Follow My Flow Fridays - 2/10 "Three Card Monte"
Good Friday Flow Followers:
And thus we begin our second week of my 10 week series. If this is your first time seeing it, what i do is take a verse and break down all of the hidden meaning, double entendre, word play and all that jazz. I would SKRONGLY (yeah… cause that’s how i spell it when i mean it) RECCOMMEND that you listen to the verse FIRST. And then go...
The Last King Of Studdering...
I saw this movie WILD long ago and could never remember the name of it… all i remember was Forrest Whitaker on the stand studdering like.. “I..I…C.cccCCcccCCUT Huh FFFFACE!!!” Just a small example of how sometimes it takes a while to get where you are going. Brother walked a long road before he became the Last King Of Scotland and a Great Debater. Moral Of The Story:...
Life Lessons: (from Goldilocks)
So I just started following Goldilocks on Tumblr and let me just say… YES. It reads like the diary of the voice in my head when im high and staring out of the window with jazz playing… but the girl version. Is that a bit much.. sure.. but peep these Life Lessons (condensed for your pleasure).
LIFE LESSON 1:Ur nobody until someone has jerked off to u.
LIFE LESSON 2: U have no reason...
Man Talk: "Why Would You Hit That"
So one of my friends (who shall remain nameless because he is just a pure lust monster) and i were having a conversation about his plans for the evening. He proceeds to pull up the picture of this VERY.. and i mean ULTRA homely young lady. She was BIG (not that size matters), and WHITE (not that color matters), and OLD (not that age matters), and she was super duper slopfest 2011. Like...
More Celebrity Look-A-Likes...
So in the grand scheme of the whole Dark Crystal Comparison, I have come to the realization that the chick from Parks & Recreation looks like the chick from True Blood’s mom. Which would subsequently make Tracy Ulman look like the grandma for a nice three generation look a like. Thats right… the fucking Tri-Fecta.
So lets take a look at this…
Here is Anna Paquin...
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“All of my life… they tried to ignore...
"Cheating Is A Fine Art... Like Painting Or...
This is not the 50’s people, so if you have got a chick that your supposedly in all types of Lifetime Channel love with, than your probably not going to want to slam the ham with some random woman/man (and in some of yall cases, both) I personally don’t care what y’all niggas do. Cheating “in the words of B.Shaw” makes relationships better. Think about it, you cheat...
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TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!
famedestroyer:
purelyawkward:
Calli Swag Dougie.
Chris Brown Dougie.
Justin Bieber Dougie.
Wiz Khalifa Dougie.
Vinny, Ronny, & Pauly D Dougie.
that 70 Show Dougie.
Drunk Dougie.
The Tigga Dougie.
The Beeeaaar Dougie.
The Caaaat Dougie.
Will Smith Dougie:
` Then There’s My Mom … o__o
hahahaahahaha
girl: my dads an ass
me: whatd he do
girl: i was listening to my ipod and he jerked the headphones off
me: jerk him off and see how he likes it >:(
A Male Fairy Tale:
A Male Fairy Tale:
by Femi The Dry Fish
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
“Will you marry me?”.
The Princess said, “No!!!”
So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain...
